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That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018