Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017
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Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
by B.i.g. Pappa March 09, 2009
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When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 02, 2008
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drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
by Dome Timer November 01, 2006
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The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.
by blinkavaplus44gc March 17, 2008
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by lol stop February 17, 2019
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