A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.
Tyra Banks = pretzel
by J-QUIZ April 29, 2011
Get the pretzel neck gaiter and mug.
A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.
Timmy Wallnuts does some crazy pretzels in the snowboard park
by Chronicskier November 04, 2008
Get a Pretzel mug for your Facebook friend Manafort.
(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
by Alarick October 01, 2006
Get the Pretzel neck gaiter and mug.
When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined
Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!
by The Cougar November 11, 2005
Get a pretzel mug for your brother Callisto.
A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.
by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003
Get the Pretzel neck gaiter and mug.
A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.
It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.
by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006
Get a Pretzel mug for your dad James.
A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.
That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again
by favio14 March 04, 2006
Get the pretzel neck gaiter and mug.