Urban Dictionary: Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 27, 2009

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Pretzels

The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix

Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?

I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.

by Burnt pancake April 15, 2008

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pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

by I won't give my name to a machine! April 01, 2005

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pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 08, 2005

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Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

by JedwardWalbriston March 22, 2012