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Potato looking, sock fucking, raper. Terrible at drinking, dieting and keeping girlfriends.
I could have married her but I turned into a Pretlove.
by Swear@george March 01, 2016
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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