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adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.
"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."
"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."
"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."
"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."
"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."
by Dana K January 30, 2008
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.
by heanan November 04, 2007
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A woman who is in a same sex relationship with another woman but is heterosexual. Or a sexually confused woman who thinks she loves women but only for a few weeks
Alisha loves to have sex with all the men she can but she is dating Tammy she has to be a pretesbian.
by psuedospam February 02, 2021