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Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 March 21, 2018
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Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
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When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you
On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.
by Abanasi August 14, 2008
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What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
β€œSorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
by Spikethemad712 April 09, 2018
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