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Pretendonitis
A made up
injury
to
get out
of
doing something
Jayce
didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the
coach
he had
pretendonitis
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Jzman111015
March 21, 2018
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someone who is
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November 14, 2009
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Pretendonitis
When you hear a loud,
high pitched
noise
but
theres
really nothing wrong with you
On The Office,
Jim and Pam
would hum the same high pitched note until
Dwight
called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it
pretendonitis
.
by
Abanasi
August 14, 2008
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3
Pretendonitis
What
retarded people
use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of
physical activity
or
therapy
“Sorry
coach
, I have a severe case of
pretendonitis
so I CAN’T play
dodgeball
!”
by
Spikethemad712
April 09, 2018
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