The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.