The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
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Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
by Loberson June 01, 2016
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What to say when you want to call someone on their lie and make them look stupid.
Oscar: I am not jealous. Done her before, and she ain't any good in the sack.

Ed: It's fun to pretend.
by Inertient November 23, 2009
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When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"
by Bigtimeguzzler January 17, 2016
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A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
by ArticChile April 15, 2008
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When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.
Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!
by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009
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Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.
Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though
by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010
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