Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
by The Trapper Keeper December 10, 2007
Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.
by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021
Foo #1:Sup, nig? I live in Preston Hollow.
Foo #2:Ah sheeeeet man...you live in Preston Hollow? You must be da shit!
Foo #2:Ah sheeeeet man...you live in Preston Hollow? You must be da shit!
by Stuart Spencer Smith March 25, 2006
Preston Manor is in a literal sense a shit hole.Inhabited by Danny and Lantoss its a place known to rude boysas a mugging ground.Predators from Copland pick on there young feeble Preston Manor Prey by means of hunting.It often draws comparison to something seen on discovery channel.Watching these Hunts is often educational,often leaving one picking up new language like shank,blud and jacked.
Pedophilia is rife,with adults also hunting there prey known by the species Yearus Severnus which are then harshly molested.
Pedophilia is rife,with adults also hunting there prey known by the species Yearus Severnus which are then harshly molested.
Copland:Yo Blud Im On Eatz Wat you got For Me?
Preston Manor Youth:Nothing
Copland:*Taps Pockets and Beats the Crap out of Nerd.
Danny:I got a Suprise Young Man,Hop in my car.
Yearus Severnus:Ok!
Preston Manor Youth:Nothing
Copland:*Taps Pockets and Beats the Crap out of Nerd.
Danny:I got a Suprise Young Man,Hop in my car.
Yearus Severnus:Ok!
by DGraham September 11, 2007
Preston and Steve are XD
by People's Champ February 16, 2004
Lame morning radio show in philadelphia. Unfortunately, due to having no competition in the last few years, penis and obese were able to brainwash the simple minds of philadelphia into believing that they are funny. One could simply turn their dial to 94.1 and listen to Kidd Chris where they would find ample amounts of radio "gold" that would make them realize how lame Preston and Steve really are.
"I was on the blue route, but the signs were brown and green", "You should shorten your name to Prest", "I love mars bars and mixing mayo and ketchup" Preston and steve suck/
by P_DUB March 10, 2008
a somehow successful youtube lava monster man that plays minecraft
creates mods that he fails to pass off as another tuesday
makes some people pain
some people like him
i dont judge
creates mods that he fails to pass off as another tuesday
makes some people pain
some people like him
i dont judge
by some random internet user May 8, 2021