Preston is a dumbass motherfucker who thinks he is cool and get's girls. Although he couldn't be more wrong because of the weird-ass, kermit-ass, donkey hee haw sounding-ass noise he makes. You can always tell when a Preston is near because of his retarded tourettes noise he makes.. it can be heard from approximately 2 miles away and will either cause you to die laughing as you run away in fear, or punching him right in his goddamn head for being retarded. If you see a Preston, or anyone with tourettes for that matter, kill them immediately.
You: "Hey Preston what's up?"

Preston Scum: "NAAAGHt much, WHAAAAGHT about you?"
by Tourrettes_Hater September 24, 2018
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Preston is very athletic and very kid he will love you more than life it’s self keep him safe
Preston is definitely a keeper.
by Abbie Kramer December 29, 2019
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Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!

I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014
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Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.
Preston: A place in England.
by JustPressed March 27, 2010
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The kid who got rejected twice.He is gay,and likes to masterbait to Belle Delphine 🍆🍑
by Preston is Homo February 25, 2019
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