When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 5, 2018
When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 5, 2018
The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 2, 2020
When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
by Squactus January 7, 2020
by Hypofox April 9, 2024
The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.
by Miya P Burns April 16, 2023
The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 26, 2013