When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.
BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"
by The Presentater December 18, 2009
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The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.
Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
by Dubiks February 09, 2019
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1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
by chasepatrick April 04, 2011
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A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"
by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004
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How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020
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