Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.