The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner