What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

to present, according to Heather.

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.