The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.
1: "Alright one of us has to drive..."
2: "1-2-3 NOT IT!!!!"

Outsider: "Damn you just got PRESCHOOLED!!!"
by Kerkeee April 28, 2010
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Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.
Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool.
by Jeff Stewart April 14, 2004
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People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.
Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*
by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010
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Wack, shitty, boring, immature in an undesirable way
Man this event is preschool who tf wants to do this shit???!!!!!?????!!!!???
by YuOfTheNight March 19, 2021
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Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.
5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"
by E hates Q September 22, 2018
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Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
by Shove It October 18, 2005
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