SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

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Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
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The preparation before getting whipped/beaten or spanked
My friend got into trouble while I was at his house he was about to get whipped so, he put on layers of clothes. I sat there laughing as he was doing his whip prep
by Sand pushed July 25, 2016
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Cesspool of shit and negligence in the shape of a "school." Absoloutely irresponsible guidance/advice for students. allows criminals and jack asses who disrespect the kindest people to attend a "higher education." if you want to see how you shouldn't run a school, look no further than this cum stain. Forcing unnecessary classes & stress on seniors. Giving unfair treatment and spending to athletics and letting anyone who can't bring them fame, fend for themselves. if you are a teacher there, prepare to spend your life savings, because the school won't buy you shit.
Hey Marta, this ad reads, "if you hate your children, send them to Sagemont Preparatory School in Weston Florida."

Oh, I know that place! All my friends call it Gaymont.
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Short for Preparation (or Prepper) Snob. Someone, usually a well-off white male (typically of MAGA affiliation), who, during someone's raw moment of crisis, makes it a point to apathetically highlight to the person how they should've been better prepared, always ignoring how much money and position in life plays a part in their luxury of own "preparation" (like owning expensive generators, owning a freshwater well, paying for pricier insurances, building doomsday shelters, etc.), usually defending their action as "friendly advice" or "a lesson learned"
Texans: "My house! It's ruined! This winter blast ruined all my possessions! I'm drinking snow water now!"

Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."

People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"

Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."

People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
by Mr. MagooeyPants February 20, 2021
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Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
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Shit prep: is the meaning where you need a shit really bad because if you don't you will have PTSD and anxiety of shitting in night clubs because most toilets are not toilets it's walls we piss on
GUY1: Man needs a shit ya know...

GUY2: you should of SHIT PREP before we went out ya wasteman
by KyShite March 11, 2023
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