noun, 1. someone who beats their girlfriend; 2. a fast talking ignoramus with decidedly minimal mental potential

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

A promiscuous leprechaun who drinks Jamison at 5:00am sharp and moons the newspaper boy.