Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

Hey, lets go pregnant roller skate tipping tonight. or. That Pregnant roller skate can't even make it up that hill.