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A certain type of Van with a thicc arse. AKA womb.

Flavours of Pregnant Rat
- Seat Inca
- VW Caddy Mk2
- Renault Express
- Citroen C15

The 4 flavours are categorised into 2 Genres.
- Grandmother rats (Renault Express, Citroen C15)
- Teenage Rats (Seat Inca, VW Caddy Mk2)

The pregnant rat is most common on the Spanish Island of Tenerife, legend says a vonGugenheimenwompenhomen was shagging a German mechanic in the magma chamber of mount Teide when he came up with the idea of the VW Caddy Mk2. This suggests that Pregnant rats may be an endemic species of Tenerife, and why they are popular with Dutch Florists and Prostitutes.

A chrome pink one is known to prowl the streets of Bel Air! A red one appeared in Top Gear during the Limousine Challenges, when Clarkson is struggling to get his Limousine round a London corner.

The Pregnant Rat's nemesis is the infamous Citroen Berlingo. Not many Citroen Berlingo's are found on Tenerife, while in the rest of the world they are abundant. It is thought that they are being kicked off the island by the rats, Sergei Boobtitski a Belerussian resident of Tenerife reported his Berlingo missing, once he bought a new one it was gone in 3 days! Europe is full of rats, France boasts a higher Berlingo population. And which country has around a 50%/50% split. Belgium! Many poets, pop stars, and rappers have hit singles which many suggest, are about the Belgian Ratlingo Wars.
Scenario 1 (you know it's coming)
Rat lover: OMG it's a pregnant rat, rarhshfhtha it's a pregnant rat, WTAF it's a pregnant rat!
Passenger: Rat lover, we walk past them all the time
Rat lover: Mrs can you go for the overtake please!
Mrs: Yeah please just give a minute
*The tension and anticipation builds as the car begins the process of passing a pregnant rat*
Rat lover: oooooooh hohohohohoh ohhhh, wahahah hahawa wahahawa, rhurhadiejshejshasjsj, LAHDJAJSHAJDK.

Scenario 2 (A suprise)
Passenger: wait is that what I think it is?
Driver: no, no way, it can't be
Rat lover: PREGNANT FUCKING RAT

Scenario 3 (you think you saw one)
Rat hunter: Pregnant rat!
Rat lover: It's not, it's not, that's a crime!
Rat hunter: Oh sorry, sorry.
by Smoothpregnantrat June 04, 2020
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