The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual will only date someone if they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have

Aka. P.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who does want and or has children

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets