Preece is a unique surname which traditionally refers to the tamer of unicorns. Preece’s usually come across strange when you first encounter them however are an attractive and intelligent breed of people with an excellent scene of smell. Preece’s are notorious due to their natural talent for defeating their enemies at staring contests; it is no surprise then that they will often settle their disputes this way.
It is a sad fact that Preece’s are becoming increasingly rare. The women being incredibly beautiful are married off and hence loose their surname. However a large percentage of the Preece population will remain celibate so that they can remain pure enough to for fill what some would consider their true calling of working with unicorns.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A very handsome boy, good personality, good sex, great head, and a good kisser. Preece’s are rare humans and should be cherished.

hugely obese, and likely to completely flatten anything in it's path

To keep pressing someone until they finally capitulate