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A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 18, 2011
Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
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by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021