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A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 18, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007