I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.