Me : To Shawn : "do you powder your balls like that before you know you're going to get fucked"

Shawn "yeah, but with powdered sugar"

*massive laughter*

Me: "you responded way to quickly for me to NOT think you have been in a situation where you actually put powdered sugar on your balls.. ."

*Shawn and random man*

"Oh hey, you wanna eat me asshole. . . I know what will make it taste better, powered sugar"

Scott "like a powdered donut. . . "

Johnny; “dude I heard you bought a new vape”
Steve; “yeah Stacy wanted me to powdered donut her”
Johnny; “make sure you don’t get pink eye”

After having sex on the beach with that girl, I gave her a Powdered Donut.

Man its so freakin hot outside i was flinging powdered donuts on my wall when i got home last night!

Bonnaroo 2004: no chaffing a lot of ejaculation

Charles went to the spa and got a powdered donut for Brian.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........