Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.
Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.
by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013
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Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!
by Adam Hawkins May 13, 2006
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man that kids such a poutine
by Bryce February 02, 2005
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The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.
Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!
by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 07, 2014
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a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass
Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack
by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009
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When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.
Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.
by Barbara Hannink December 08, 2010
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When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.
by THe fuckin poutinizer November 05, 2011
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