Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.
Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.
by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013
Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
by Adam Hawkins May 13, 2006
by Bryce February 02, 2005
The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.
by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 07, 2014
by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009
When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.
by Barbara Hannink December 08, 2010
by THe fuckin poutinizer November 05, 2011