Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.
by JØHNNY October 31, 2009
taking a bag of chips and or snack'ems which consists mainly of crumbs, then proceeding to straighten the side of the bag into a chute-like trench in which serves to administer the crumbs into one's mouth and or container of choice.
also less commonly referred to as the crumb highway.
also less commonly referred to as the crumb highway.
dude-bro 1: hey man that urban haystack / bikesploring session was really rad but i'm totally almost out of these chips and need some major grubbage.
dude-bro 2: dude, lemme catch your bag pour, hella gnar!
dude-bro 1: solidddddddddddddddddddddd!
dude-bro 2: dude, lemme catch your bag pour, hella gnar!
dude-bro 1: solidddddddddddddddddddddd!
by hellathat_guy January 18, 2009
To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.
Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.
by Bro Jonze February 11, 2008
by Joee101 October 29, 2014
by mitchbull03 September 14, 2013
by cdrizzle_ October 14, 2023
When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.
Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016