A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.



Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009
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The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.
by Ryan September 28, 2004
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pussy-douche
Stop being such a pouche
by thugmuffin22 November 05, 2009
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Getting Drunk, being Drunk
I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!
by PouchMaster1 March 26, 2011
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The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.
The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 06, 2020
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interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.
by daniel chen January 02, 2004
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To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched
by klgjkhfuit September 06, 2007
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