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A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.



Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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pussy-douche
Stop being such a pouche
by thugmuffin22 November 05, 2009
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pouche is a sophisticated word for twat or cooter. Created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! Have fun pouches!!
Cassie is a f!@#in' pouche!!!
by --Meghan June 14, 2007
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Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."
by dac0811 March 26, 2010
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The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.
by Ryan September 28, 2004
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When you are so deep under the influence that Pouche is the only thing you could manage to call somebody
"Yeah, that's really funny ya pouche!"

"Dude, who are you talking to?"
by YungKrysto January 26, 2016
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