....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The words used to describe a disgusting vagina that is loose and looks like it's falling apart. Some of the symptoms of potted meat is looseness, unpleasant smell, the ability for four fingers to easily be placed inside, and the appearance that the vagina is turned inside out. Potted meat is common among skankwhores and older women who have expierenced the ole dick a few times too many.

Pink canned meat food product eaten by old people when evacuating from a hurricane like your annoying aunt who you call tata. It is made from dead pigs cows rats and cockroaches. It tastes really good. You can buy some at Frank for 13cents a can!

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