Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.
Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.
by B Prime April 18, 2006
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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Chris was telling me this is outland story the other day it was so unbelievable. I told him it was a Crock Pot full of shit
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