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This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.
by guitargodrob January 16, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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