Kyle- “Yo Michael, you think that potheadedbuttfuckplug has any nic?”
Michael- “Bro I don’t know, but i’m fiending right now.”

Kyle- “I might jump off that cliff if he doesn’t have some bluerazz, mango, or cotton candy.”

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz