What an insane person thinks their species is
Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko
by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 09, 2018
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Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.
Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.
by A different random guy October 27, 2018
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When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book
She believes in potatoism
by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019
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The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
by pythonspam November 07, 2003
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A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.
"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".
by Muckked Up January 03, 2014
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dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!
by Colin H. Christ July 21, 2008
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