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The state in which you are living like Post Malone; drinking Bud-Light, smoking cigarettes, not giving a fuck, and not remembering any of it the next day.
Dude! I was so Posty last night.
by swanyy May 29, 2017
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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The worst word known in the unofficial English dictionary. Posty has many offensive undertones involving race, gender/sex, and religion. This word isn't something you should just throw around.
Tony: Fuck You!
Mike: Stop being a posty dude.
by HewTV November 17, 2020
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An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...
I got a posty when she took off her shirt.
by Wolfeh March 21, 2004
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Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang
Posty is a kind hearted person
by Super Coopz June 24, 2019
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