The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.
"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"
by Winnie Whitehall March 03, 2010
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Taking a position of defense whether verbally or physically.
She started posturing when her definition of hip-hop was disputed.
by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009
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One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.
He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.
by Will Latson December 11, 2006
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Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture
by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 19, 2010
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When you sell a huge deal and then start lobbying to give freebies like you were the fucking Goodwill
I'm posturing after I sold a deal for 98k, give James a huge account when he's already taken care of
by TheLLTruth April 17, 2009
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That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.
He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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