Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you