post a nut
To engage in sexual intercourse.
My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
by Pete Ohia November 06, 2006
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Post-nut regret
When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.
I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.
by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019
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Post-Collision Nut
The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?
by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017
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Post Nut Bravery
The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah
by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020
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post-nut conservative
A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
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Post Nut Piss
When you have to piss after you nut
Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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