Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
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"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
by saladcock September 14, 2019
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Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.
by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 05, 2019
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A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.
Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019
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A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."
by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019
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After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC
I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019
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(n.) The lip that you pack after a long, dirty, unforgiving session of sexual intercourse. Without a doubt, the best lip you'll ever throw in your mouth.
Pete: How was your slam sesh with that slut?

Steve: It was unbelievable, I destroyed her but nothings better than that Post Nut Lip.

Gooch: Post Nut Lips are the shit, definitly comparable to a Post Nut Boge

Looch: Pass the tin, i'm about to pack a bomb.
by Murda Millz December 07, 2011
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