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Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
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by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019
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Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
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by IG:mexican.ratita December 17, 2017
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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
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by A Human Male July 12, 2018
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Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
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by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017
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A litty nick crompton rapper who looks homeless but his musics fire. He goes with 21 to be lit he sing great music
Post Malone means he post and his last names Malone
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by Jef jef ro is November 12, 2017
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