that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
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by Skeetskeetskeetward July 5, 2017
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 30, 2020
Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 6, 2019
Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
by GurtCobain May 20, 2020
the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2021
The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.
Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.
It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.
Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.
It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.
Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing
by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021