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Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 05, 2019
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