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Chugging beer in a porta-potty.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
by JJ Brisco July 12, 2011
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A consensual act of intercourse inside a "Porto Potty" or temporary outdoor restroom whereby a third party interrupts the act by tipping it over.
Did you hear about Music Midtown last weekend? Jasper and this Alpha Pi were banging in the Porto Potty and I scored an epic cock block by Porto slamming them!
by Game on Tiny! October 17, 2018