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"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."
"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."
"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."
by Lieg March 21, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018