Rain, hipsters, unchecked homeless drug addicts, entitled white people policing other entitled white people, bad attitudes resulting from personal choices, and the wonderful clout-driven pissing contest that is the local music scene.
I wasn't succeeding or feeling fulfilled in (actual city), so I moved to Portland in order to project the imaginary persona I see myself as to a bunch of other people who just moved here to do the exact same thing.
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by Portlando Florida January 29, 2019
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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A city full of rich hip kids heavy in the indie new age liberal hipster movement coming out of mom and dads basementand funded by their wallets. There is literally so much white guilt in this town you can spread it on a bagel like cream cheese. Also a great place to get some coffee, followed by finding a dead heroin addict in a starbucks bathroom. Portland also has one of the greatest collection of hobo communities. You can't walk through down town without giving out 5 dollars in change, 12 cigarettes and also recieve some new trash ip from one of the above mentioned hipsters. Also do not talk to anyone. They may get offended
God i hope god emperor Trump walls of Portland before mexico.
I went to Portland on holiday to smoke some weed and drink some coffee,and came back with a large dildo collection.
I went to Portland on holiday to smoke some weed and drink some coffee,and came back with a large dildo collection.
by White-danger July 16, 2017
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Portland is bummy niggas got tha nutty (tha north) (i live in tha north) niggas are also out in gresham. north and gresham both bummy full of homless niggas and crackhead. easy to get weed here. If you want to live in a nice area live in southeast but dont go anywhere past 65th it gets bummy the deeper you go and dont live in st johns white people took over half of tha north and NE so if yall wanna move there then go ahead its coo over there but dont got to st johns i lived in my new apartment in st johns (i always lived in st johns tho) for 6 months theres already been 7 shootings. and ive already fought two bums they just be sleepin in front of my apartments n shit annoying as fuck drunk as shit. and loud but i mean portland can be coo errbody got weed.
Portland is coo
by Not finna show my name in shit January 31, 2018
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1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest. It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother fucking New York City but it still rules.
2. Portland, Maine
2. Portland, Maine
by Peter G May 04, 2005
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