A small town in the middle of nowhere. No one else in CT knows where Portland is. Your principals were the assholes Kate Lawson and Scott Geigerich. In Portland you either get drunk/high in a car, garage, or basement. Everyone has worked at the quarries, dunkin, and tri town. You "cruise" in the state forest and throw your beer cans in peoples front yards. You travel to Bopi once a week for alc and mobil 3 times a week for nic.

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

Anal sex in the missionary position.

The stripe of water and road dirt that appears on your back when riding a bicycle in the rain without fenders.

When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock

The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.