Some of the best weed you will find.

comes from as north as Vancouver B.C., and as south as Humboldt County. don't be fooled though. a lot of great stuff is grown right here in state. city never runs dry. Also the only known cure of being Portland Bored.

Native to the girls at the Acropolis, the Portland Clap is the classic move where a girl rubs her legs against your face while slapping her shoes together behind your head, thus creating the "clap".

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...

A Chicago style blunt smoking game except with shotties. One person gives everyone in the cypher shotties. They all hold their breaths except for the first receiver of the shotties who then exhales to blow the first giver a shotty, then proceeds around the circle and so on and so forth.

Please note: Portland City is not really a city and is in no way affiliated with either city of Portland.

when a fish gives you a blowjob